Slow cooker meal no. 2:
Tomato sauce

Slow cooker meal no. 1:
Chicken, broccoli & cheese soup

What I have accomplished thus far this morning:

1. Opened presents (thank you all very much)
2. Installed new DVD/VCR player
3. Installed new DVD into new player
4. Sent e-mails thanking you all very much
5. Made frosting for cake
6. Frosted cake
7. Chopped vegetables for salad
8. Made side dish for dinner
9. Assembled hors d'oeuvres
10. Cleaned kitchen
11. Tied bits of Christmas ribbon around head and various other surfaces around the room

Christmas eve day, both an eve and a day. It's a Christmas Miracle.