Thought of the week:
Strike while the iron is hot!

Sill looking for the yarn balls!

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The next time I have class can I please, PLEASE recieve a message like this: "Class Ends Early Due To Looming Armageddon"?

"Today I am suffering from ennui."

"Look, I've had my peace with the fact that everyone who calls here is a notch above brain dead, and that the pennies I am thrown each week are in exchange for me dealing with these people in a nonviolent manner. And usually that is fine, but today, sorry lady, I have ennui. It's a metaphysical angst."

GG

"Because sometimes you have something you need to say but you can't because the words won't come out or you get scared or you feel stupid, so if you could write a song and sing it then you could say what you need to say and it would be beautiful and people would listen and you wouldn't make a complete idiot out of yourself, but all of us can't be songwriters so some of us will never be able to say what we're thinking or what we want other people to know that we're thinking so we'll never get the chance to make things right again ever. So give this guy a license."

GG

logorrhea n : pathologically excessive (and often incoherent) talking

Trapped in the library, without internet connection, with only my books, a bottle of Diet Coke, and some Pizza Combos. Happy Saturday!

There are still too many stars.

"You know that line you're not supposed to chross?"
"I'm coming up on it?"
"No-no. Look behind you."

The "h" is silent and mine.

While the cat is away, the mice act like rats.

Tick, tick, tick... BOOM!!!

"When all the world goes mad, the library is his haven. Now, it simply smells of old books and reeks of darkness, with a plip plip plip somewhere in its depths and who-knows-what lurking who-knows-where."

"We have offended the heavens. Aren't you even the least bit excited?"

She presses her hands to her cheeks, trying to hold her head together. At any moment, she's sure it will burst apart, scattering pieces of her pounding brain all over the office. She has to hold herself together. She doesn't want to make a mess.

From the creator of HAPPY ENDINGS ONLY!

"You procrastinate, yes, and therein lies the secret of your eventual doom."

"I'm in like a funky mood."
"Too many stars, too much love, it makes me cranky."

GG

"You have chocolate on your nose. No, no, I think it is a fantastic statement. Is it a freckle? Is it a food product? You are charming."

Will there be any more rocks today??? Waiting patiently!

"Where are all the anvils?"

"In this parade of stupid and dumb I am the one twirling the flaming baton.

GG

"There is no surer way to misread a document than to read it literally."
Learned Hand

School supplies.
I have mixed emotions this year.

"I went to law school for three semesters. You can lean anywhere you want. It's in the Constitution."

"I can't imaging which Consitution you are refering to."

M

"Thirst is no excuse for breaking and entering. Wouldn't it be cool if it was?"

Bets to do both sodes separately.

Remember: always bet carefully on the sodes!

I have more or less decided to stop thinking. The way things are going, it may be the only way to prevent my head from exploding.

"People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to anymore of them. "

GG

I had CRAZY dreams this morning. I am so glad that I usually don't remember them!

"Oh! There's a guy in the boat!"

"Why would you play Hide-and-Seek with someone who is a flight risk?"

"I would be easier on all of us if you can just pretend to remember."

It is worth stating again:
HAPPY ENDINGS ONLY!