Out the window, Moby Dick. I wish I had a camera.

The crisis with the hair dryer has passed. The problem was USER STUPIDITY! We can only hope I make it through the day without any further mishaps.

"Sloth. Lust. Degeneracy."

Just in case you were wondering.

Sentiment of the day:
"Must we actually do anything? Couldn't we just lay around and generally fall into dreadful habits?"