"Respect the delicate ecology of your delusions"

AiA

"Well, smell you Nancy Drew"

AiA

It is like a holiday here. Everyone is tired from lack of sleep, but it is the good kind of tired. Very little actual work going on - just lots of talk of baseball, and statistics, and speculation about the parade and people flocking in to read the VICTORY EDITION of the Globe.
Free popcorn for all today.

"This is the time for work, for learning."

GG

Need to remember: Use powers for good and not evil.

When, not if, but when my head finally explodes or my hair spontaneously combusts, I hope that I am near the people that causing me so much aggravation.

No medication (and it is sorely needed) no CC as an alternative and the only thing of interest is sad gay cowboys. Not the best of days for me.

"Give me the strength and the courage to believe that I'll get there some day."

I still need to be medicated.

Anyone else ready for a nap?

While we are at it, can someone PLEASE explain to me how "Yay! We won the baseball game!" translates into "Lets burn some cars and throw a shopping cart through the bank window"?

Does anyone think that it is a bad thing that anything processed at work during the month of October is covered with orange flecks from the candy corn that is dispensed to one and all from the smiling pumpkin head candy dispenser on my desk.

I need to be medicated.

Received message from the North: "Keep head out of window. Clearly can't trust anyone there to look after yours."

Thank you for your support.

"Did you feel that? Somewhere, an atom collided with an atom that collided with an atom, and so on, until it collided with us. To atoms, those sexy little kinkies."

IQ

Wahoo!

"In that case I'd better call a phone. Do you mind if I use your cab?"
"There's a cab in the office"

IQ

"news organizations look to Comedy Central for their cues on integrity"

read it

"Henry, who generally disliked and was disliked by hoi polloi -a category which in his view expanded to include persons ranging from teenagers with boom boxes to the Dean of Studies of Hampden, who was independently wealthy and had a degree in American Studies from Yale..."

SH pg. 192

Thank goodness that I amuse myself.

In honor of Halloween at the end of the month (thank you I know is it on the 31st - I was merely asking wihch DAY is was on) I ate all orange food for dinner: candy corn and orange juice. Does this count as one each serving of fruit and vegatable for the day?

In case you were wondering the 31st falls on a Sunday this year.

"Not really the marrying sort, me."

"Do you want me to look like I'm crying. I can do that. I can look like I'm crying."

WW

Let's play some more, shall we???

At some time I am actually going to have to learn this.

Strange behavior – I have been unable today to control my fingers. Have smashed them into things, under things, in things. I need to head home and pour hydrogen peroxide into the deep (but small) gash I inflicted upon myself by catching my finger in the door to my office. My old office in fact.

This is "so incredibly far from being my fault that it is almost painful to explain".

I blame the guy in the 2nd row who is making sounds with his water bottle.

Do you think that if I read the text or paid attention in class I would have a better understanding of what is going on? Just wanted to ask before I check my e-mail.
Thank you for your support.

Does this happen to RA's too?

I'd be happy with this job.

Best quote that wasn't:
Justice Scalia did not quite say "I even take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged."

Corrected version here

Thank heavens for M&M's and Diet Coke.

I just LOVE that I get to pay for the privilege to get up early on Saturday morning and drive one hour to attend a 3 hour class and be shouted at. It just doesn’t get better than this!