I am trying to decide which is better: cigarettes or ice cream? Ice cream is tasty by high in fat, messy and has potential for dripping on the record appendix that I need to photocopy and add the record appendix to my paper. Cigarettes not tasty but do help with whole staying awake and alert part of the write-a-40-page-paper-in-a-weekend plan (would have to supplement the ice cream with LOTS of Diet Coke to get an equal result from caffeine), can smoke and type at the same time, and then there’s that rush from the nicotine.

Does anyone have any comments, questions, or concerns?